I really have to say that right now... my hat goes off to Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf...

The ministor of mis(Information) for Iraq...


I have never seen anyone like al-Sahhaf who has shown such up-beat optimism and lies in the face of the largest U.S. military build up ever...! This guy will down in history as being one of the most entertaining spokesperson for the now fallen brutal Iraqi regime!

Here are some recent quotes...

"STOP ASKING STUPID QUESTIONS!!"

What? Don't ask stupid questions"

"No, I am not scared and neither should you be!"

"We have retaken the airport! There are no Americans there! The film they broadcast to you is a lie! I will take you there and show you . . . in one hour!" (he never did).

Coalition forces "are not near Baghdad. ... They are not even [within] 100 miles."

"Coalition forces have no control over the city of Umm Qasr in southern Iraq."

The Republican Guard is in "full control of Saddam International Airport."

"Today we slaughtered [U.S. troops] in the airport. They are surrounded; we are hitting them with rockets."

"U.S. troops are committing suicide."

"U.S. troops were poisoned yesterday."

"Be assured Baghdad is safe, secure and great. There is no presence of American infidels in the city of Baghdad, at all”

“They are superpower of villains. They are superpower of Al Capone.”

“Those only deserve to be hit with shoes.”



I think the British Labour government could use this guy.. he has talent!

If you would like to support his cause... then buy his t-shirt...
Support Al-Sahhaf and buy his t-shirt!!